Title: Feelings Are Boring
Author: lazulisong
Artist: cannedebonbon
Mixer: devyn_rose
Series: (ST XI, TNG, DS9, etc) STXI
Character/Pairing(s): Kirk/Spock + Ensemble
Rating: R
Word Count: ~23,000
Summary: This is not exactly what Jim thought the 'exploring strange new worlds and exotic civilizations' was about. Also, Vulcans are kind of crazy. Jim and Spock go through a alien ( Read more... )

I'll be at Orycon again this weekend, which would be awesomer if we were not literally one train stop away. Tomorrow I'll be hunched over a computer at the Kumori-con booth like, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU YOU LITERARY SCIFI POSER HIPSTERS, I AM WRITING PON FARR ( Read more... )

Okay, sometimes I do write a funny joke.

Jim squints at the book on Spock's table and says, "Is that Watership Down? That is the most depressing book I've ever read."

"You were very fond of it, despite it being 'depressing'," says Spock.

“No, really, it's about fascist rabbits. Why would I like something like that?” says Jim.
HEY GUYS I HATE ( Read more... )